Happy Thanksgiving, CCFLers! UNL Offices will be closed on Thursday and Friday. Enjoy your Thanksgiving Day with friends and family, and give thanks for all that you have. We leave you with some Thanksgiving jokes to start your week off right:
A) If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
B) What was the turkey suspected of?
C) What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
D) What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A) Scholar ships.
B) Fowl play.
C) Your nose.
D) A har-VEST
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't just quit "cold turkey."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/thanksgivingjokes.html