Hi everyone,
So my daughter turned 11 over the weekend, and my house was full of chaos on Saturday for her birthday party. Somehow, one kid got ahold of an arrowhead and was popping balloons and freaking everyone out. I’m not even sure where she found it, but I took it away and put it on top of the fridge. THEN, another one found my kid’s fart machine (yes, she has one, and you can blame her dad) and was parading around the house for at least a good 20 minutes letting off a stream of fart sounds in various combinations. Then a neighborhood cat (Puggy) strolled in through the doggy door and all the kids were like OMG CAT YES and my husband, who is allergic, was like OMG CAT NO and removed himself from the room until the cat was back outside. The cake was real good, though.
Anyway! This is the penultimate newsletter of the year! There’s not as much going on, but still some things left to check out in these last few weeks.
Remember to take the batteries out of the fart machine,
Dr. Lacey